Everything WRONG With The DLC Guns In Starfield

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Yep that's... Phallic.

2:37 i feel like i should be offended by this, but i enjoy your content, so you are off the hook… for now

DO TREPANG2 NEXT OR I WILL HOLD SOMEONE HOSTAGE UNTIL YOU DO!!!!!!!!

Bethesda being located in Maryland doesn't surprise me that they have no idea how guns should look, function, are built, or really anything about firearms. Not only are their animators rather lazy from what I've seen. But Maryland has Gun control laws comparable to Cali, so most of the team probably has never seen or fired a gun in their whole life and likely cower in fear at the thought of holding one.

23:11 elite ball knowledge

Can’t wait to see the whatever warhammer game you decide to review.



Yes this is because I’m back on my space marine 2 grind

I finally looked up the word "greeble." 😁

brandy boy realized saying "THIS GUN IS ASS!!" harder and longer drives up engagement

thx for explaining to me how red dots work, Brandy :3

Funnily enough the issue at 32:24 where the "revolver" is actually a 1911 is the exact opposite mistake that they made with Kellogg's revolver in fallout 4, if you listen closely in the scene where he shoots your wife his revolver ejects a 10mm pistol case onto the floor.

If you if you look at the iron sights for the space AR 15, it's set to the larger lowlight aperture for the rear sight, instead of the smaller normal rear aperture that is visible folded down behind it on the gun.

Honestly when I saw that first grenade launcher I thought it was birthed from some sci-fi zombie plague pustule growing out of a spaceship wall. Probably because the only sci-fi game I play other than HSR is Warframe.

Bethesda quality control, animation team, and art direction is an absolute ass

I thought the first one was a big laser weapon. Why is it a grenade launcher?

The great tragedy of watching your videos is the occasional political joke you insert because they always sound like they're from a Fox News host's Twitter account

You should do a review on the guns in call of duty. There are some goofy ahh designs that would give even the most basic gun enthusiast an aneurysm.

Feels like all the "ancient" guns are repros.

22:27 I was NOT expecting a fetish pic jumpscare

i am going to KILL YOU for not talking about the Nagant revolver, designed by the same Nagant of the Mosin, however it CAN be suppressed! Obviously, with this revolver it doesn't work, but you so often bring up ultra-niche guns that buck normal trends!

22:27 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FKING LATEX VACUUM BED

Something I think would be funny is seeing him look at the guns in Deus Ex: Human Revolution and Mankind Divided, because some of their gun designs can get pretty weird.

1:42 I found Waldo

A Grease Gun..... 750 to 900 RPM. Holy shit Bethesda how DO you even manage to screw that up! Did they think they where making a MP40 or a Thompson?! Every Video Game out their makes the Grease Gun a Slow Firing High Damage SMG! That is the most "We don't do our Research and only use Spreadsheets" thing I have ever seen. Like I'm sorry, but if your going to add straight up Real Guns, Make them Accurate to their Specs. Balancing be dammed. "Collectable Revolver", cuts Revolver from the game and gives us a M1911 instead...... SIGH.

Bethesda really just didn't give a Single F@#$ with Starfield.

If you want a truly cursed undertaking, take a look at the guns in Payday 2. The customs especially are absolutely fucking nutty

The revolvers always being in single action is because they saw how cool the colt was in fallout new vegas and decided thats what made it cool, despite there being a model 29 in new vegas aswell that was double action.

Can you check out the guns from the Meteo series? I think you'd get a kick out of the guns from it and might enjoy a few of them

13:33 When I saw this, I immediately thought of the Ballistic Weapons Mod for Unreal Tournament 2004, and realized "The melee attack animations for all of BA's weapons are somehow so much better than this"...in a game engine that was not made to accommodate melee attacks AT ALL.

Ballistic Weapons is a mod that I first played at a LAN party back in 2006 that is STILL RECEIVING UPDATES TO THIS DAY.
Their gunplay, animation work and goofy gun concepts are still of immensely higher quality than anything Bethesda has put out since Fallout 3.
Makes me sad, man. So very, very sad that we live in the dumbest timeline.

I won't play the DLC, but I thought the 40mm was a FLAMETHROWER when I first saw it. That thing is a tragedy.

I feel like the more of these you make the more you descend from valid critique into just lazy nitpicking snark. In you earlier videos you would focus in on how specifically a design specifically would not work as a firearm but here you start off with just calling the weapon ugly in 17 different ways and then went on a rant about AI.

You can do better than that.

So it is your real voice huh? Long hair, are you maybe a death metal vocalist by accident? Because if not, you should try ;)

For the revolver, you misspoke. They very specificically DID NOT get 5 out of 6 (Remeaining rounds in the clip) right.

I'm convinced at this point not a single artist at Bethesda has actually ever held or fired a firearm. You'd think they would take the team to a gun range to actually get inspired

actually the luger cycles so fast that the mag needs to have a particularly strong spring to be able to put the bullet where it needs to be before the bolt closes, i heard that in the forgotten weapons video where ian was showcasing that .45 luger reproduction by lugerman

To be fair at hells gate is made by Kinggarth not bethesda they just "published" it and modder dont have animation tools because bethesda didn't add any to the creation kit.

You have to do Warhammer 40K space marine two the guns are crazy please 😔 🙏

Diz git doesn't know wot krump iz

"Krump" is the wh40k Orc word for "kill"

MY EYES OH GOD
I didn't thikn you'd show us actual AI slop, now I feel ill

Dude has sulfur hexaflouride as his vocal default settings. Insane, man.

Actually won one of the bass pro gift cards in trophy hunter, games a pretty good time waster

27:26 I HATE when DLCs/mods add guns with their own custom ammo it makes it so much more annoying and tedious to use the gun.
Granted if they added multiple guns that use the ammo so its not a pain in the ass to get and is way more common then its not so bad.

review guns from sulfur. crazy designs, but fun.