You (Probably) Couldn’t Survive Mario 64

I liked the old title better

funny part was that bob omb battlefield was originally going to have a river flow.

To me it doesn't make sense that the "tiny island" side of tiny-huge island is the side where you're tiny. If it's "tiny island" surely that means it seems like it's a tiny island, while "huge island" is where is seems like the island is huge. If someone said "look at this huge pizza" and presented you with a pizza only 1 inch in diameter it might make you feel huge, but you would say that's tiny pizza. The island must follow the same logic. If it were called "tiny-huge on the island" then I'd agree, as the island isn't changing, it's whether the person on the island feels tiny or huge. As it is though tiny-huge seems to be an adjective describing the island, not the visitor to it.

I have a question! Can we do the paper mario series assuming the things made out of paper are things we can eat? Either the “Sticker Star” or “Thousand Year Door remake”

I think in Peach's castle you'd be able to eventually forage enough natural fibers to make food for a sling. That way you'd be able to hunt birds even more efficiently then using a spear. Come to think of it you might be able to make a sling on a lot of levels so hunting would get a lot easier

Why don't u jus eat lakitu?

I guess it depends on what castle your in. Because in paper mario, the castle has a kitchen with unlimited cake.

37:35 “Die to death”

What about floor 4?

No seriously- could ya live there? There i think is water

12:32 😂 this is the lore I needed

Goombahs are culturally Italian. 9:29

I searched up a gallon and HOW are you drinking 16 cups of water a day when I can barely drink 4

You cant assume that a real person could swim anywhere that mario can because mario swims really fast and if you account for water pressure, a human would not be able to survive diving as deep as mario does.

The black bo bombs work for Bowser and are trying to invade the field, while the pink are trying to protect their independence

1:01:13 i don't know what the real world equivalent of a game crash, but I'm not optimistic about the the slight possibility the pendulums get to fast for the universe to handle

fun fact: because mario can be basically fine after jumping into lava and being set on fire, we can assume that he has some sort of heat resistance, meaning it's entirely possible a regular human would be lit on fire by the sheer heat radiating from the lava in LLL and BitFS, leading to either agonizingly burning to death in the air OR jumping into the lava and burning to death THAT way

oh that's not very fun is it


EDIT: snowman's land DS has a fire in the goomba enclosure that gives you cap access

How is a goomba as tall as me

honestly, i doubt this will be taken into account, but bowser is actually a pretty nice guy. he'd totally try to help out if we asked him to, since we're not mario. we just need to find him.

A year too late but i gotta say, hazy mans cave is temporarily survivable at most because there is no sunlight AND no vegetable there is no vitamin D so eventually you'd get a vitamin defficiency and die

0:33 look In the background for Shrek face

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Consider the following: kill one of the penguins or another of the NPC’s there and use its hide to insulate yourself from the cold and eat the meat

I dunno how well it’d work or if it’d be worth it but that’s something to consider

bomom? its bobomb

28:08 FOOD got me

fish

59:40 3 years is < than 1000 days so over 12,000 days of food is not 33 years. It’s 36 years but it doesn’t matter cause of regeneration

29:15 treasure chests

45:46 id argue that we arent accounting for how long jumps work, i think you could get there if you really tried

“Even I can fly and I’m a fish”

Just like… Ferment the FOOD!

9:45 can you breed the goombas?

46:40 I donno about the cave level being unsurvivable... I clearly see a brick texture on that ledge you can't jump to, and I bet you could climb those bricks. Plus I bet you could weigh down the switch (47:15) with rocks you probably can find around the cave

7:56 i mean
You could instead of killing the goomba and eating it, you cut pieces of its flesh out while its alive
That means that as long you don't get rid of too much material, the gomba will stay alive and won't spoil
It will probably be horrifying, but its for the sake of survival

You are a strange fish. Most unique furry I have seen. But I vibe with the content so I'm subbing.

And this video saying Mario can't reach above his had makes me question how he wipes his ass?

Hazy maze n64 could be lived in you just need to destroy the land and pile dirt on the button until it is heavy enough to be pushed down.

Could you not just keep the goombas alive to keep them longe

40:36, well the deeper we go, the mkre pressure on our ears. And with to much pressjre on our ears, they will pop and we will die. But mario just ignores that.

The castle is probably perpetual if you use the grass and search for eggs in the trees, combine that with the possibility of the butterflies which then imply caterpillars you can feed the fish and eat the grubs, if in an emergency fish food crisis you can always turn it into a toilet for algae growth so they can eat that

0:29 the cake is a lie

Fun facts!
According to an official pamphlet for the Super Mario Bros. 1986 anime, Mario is 150cm tall and weighs 70kg. Seeing as this height is very much in the ballpark of his canon height, it's fair to assume he does weigh that much (if not 72kg with height adjustment).
That is 154-159lbs.

It would also be interesting to take into account that you could collect certain Power Stars, which would make you able to exit the level. I'm also unsure about how durable those Goomba's are in the first place (probably very).

Goomba's in SM64 are 50 units tall (which translates directly to 50 centimeters).

Well, actually, because of the weird physics of the game if any level has any water it has infinite water.

Please don't eat the Goomba.

3:30 “can we eat a guumba?” lol

47:12 if you ground pound right above the surface of the water over the button as Mario, you can depress the button without using the metal cap.
It's conceivable the average human could just jump feet-first into the water and press the button, or weigh it down with rocks and sand.

Bro there's wood in the battlefield, you can SMOKE the meat to preserve it for longer! Not a permanent solution, but hey it's additional survival points!

Build a ladder using the trees to get up to the top 56:45

I have this weird memory of my sister playing on her old DS, she was playing Mario 64 but the chain chomp was rolling ( not jumping)around the castles exterior instead of bobomb battlefield , moving along the grass rolling aimlessly. And it would damage you if it rolled over you. Can anyone tell me if this was a thing. Why was the chain chomp in the castle grass area rolling around without a chain instead of being chained up in the battlefield. I can’t find anything on the internet about it

your a canabole

your eating fish and your a fish