I Watched the Worst Movie on the Most Disliked Streaming Platform

It’s so funny how many fanfic tropes are here, even the insanely sudden red string of fate 😂

my friend watched Poolboy and Waterboy with my friend, and I think I died. of cringe.

WHY DID I GET A REELSHORT AD ON THIS

This is meant as a genuine compliment so i hope you won’t be offended, but you remind me of Danny Gonzalez. I find you very funny so i hope this doesn’t upset you.

2:00 - 2:13 Generic Isekai titles be like:

13:25 Why did the moon godess pair him with someone who was a minor at the time

Like I know she was 16 or 17 when he was 18 but still

6:10 skip ad

Coming back to this video to comment that I’ve just seen an ad for this terrible movie that is currently now streaming on Peacock. Insane behavior.

I'm an actor and I have auditioned for some of these....I see the titles and I'm like WTF LOL. Also I don't know how I feel about not being cast for any of them yet.....but they keep wanting me to audition for other parts so I guess I'm doing something right? I think I have said too much already.

pov kurtis discovering booktok

14:29 thats just drake

15:44 RIP 😢😢😢😢😢

The “You crying” caught me off guard 4 some reason 😭

BRO WTF. I haven't seen fight club yet, like I may be in my 20's BUT FUCK DUDE. WHAT THE HELL. Spoilers. Also who the fuck is tyler?

I looked up beta Drake and one of the pictures that popped up was The Deep, what an absolutely wildly accurate stray to catch 😂

Kurtis finding out about omegaverse is the funniest thing I've seen today😂

15:44 Liam Payne impression?

Somehow, reelshort now has a 4.7 on the App Store. Talk about bot flooding

"I think things would have gone down a little bit differently if they had flipphones in Midieval times", proceeds to show the Trojan War

Being reminded of the fact Wattpad werewolf stories exist after being four years clean is like getting slapped with a fish only for the fish to whip around and insult my pasta.

theres no way theres a thousand dragons

Brochacho your jokes are so drawn out

i don't understand the purpose of straight omegaverse

Remember guys this is the very content of those books your girl reads while you play video games..

Personalities come from sentiments we all absorb from our suroundings...

This is directly where the crazy comes from.. the nonsense and bouncy ball thrown into gravel is just as predictable as these kinds of stories.... its jovial essence is targeted at mentally unstable people i swear

This movie is actually good but they gotta get these goblins outa here

Oh my god I’ve been trying to remember the name of the “you can call me Al” song and music video for MONTHS. My dad showed me the video but I forgot the name and was trying to show my partner the video. Insanely weird context of finding the song, but helped me remember!

9:23 gross

Kurtis I just noticed you said Selene and Jackson got married at the end, and this confused me so much I rewatched the whole video and took notes on the plot of the movie so I could see where she gets with Jackson and I realized you misspoke.
You wasted 40 minutes of my time

20:46 Kurtis's is inner DM slipped out

Is no one talking about how Jackson said selene was his mate for years...meaning while he was 4 she was still in the womb

i wouldn’t call it a streaming service XD

1:20 A Vsee box costs like $200 and you can stream almost anything without ads forever. + it's perfectly legal :D

as a goblin, i feel very attacked. and murdered.

13:34 the limbus brainrot tightens it’s hold cause I immediately though of canto 9

Trojan horse was during the Greek empire, way before the medieval ages. Greek empire was from around 3000 BCE to the Roman conquest in 146 BCE, its peak was under Alexander the Great 336-323 BCE. And the medieval ages were around from the fall of Rome in 476 AD to the start of the renaissance which started around the 1400s/1500s AD.

Twilight reboot

And they’re always called the blood moon pack in every one of these lol

Beta Drake would sound like…..Drake

The fact they’re still in business to this day tell me just how many simpletons there are…..and they all vote

6:57 Ethel Cain mentioned??