#6 - How to survive Dutch people on bikes

Don't only listen carefully, but especially look carefully as many bikes are very quiet. And the F you was probably well meant for a cameraman standing in the way of the biker.

01:40 😂

You don’t have to worry about Dutch bikers, they’re skilled and seasoned enough at what they’re doing even when others make mistakes they’ll anticipate fast.
You should always watch out for big groups of tourists on these so called tourists bikes, no matter if you’re doing right or wrong they’ll always create the chaos for you.

This channel needs new videos. Please.

So bad. No real laws for bikes. They are needed.

My Australian friends in Amsterdam (who don't cycle) - "It's hell for pedestrians and cars. The bikes are a menace! I nearly got hit so many times!"
Me, someone who was tutored by a local retired Wielrenner in Dutch cycling techniques - "If you can't beat them, join them!"
Admittedly I did get yelled at one time for forgetting to signal before doing a left.

But now in 2024 the rise of the electric bikes

Imagine all this that is happening on screen but everyone goes about 50% faster

Touristen terroriseren 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱

Pretty funny and accurate 😂

18 mil people 23 million bikes

Dutch tolerance, Just ask a native South African or Indonesian about dutch self righteous slavery and racism, sorry i mean arrogance… baaah got it wrong again.. “tolerance”

On Aruba (Dutch Caribbean) ... I wouldn't choose for a bike ... it's not the weather ... it's the dogs and the cars. On our Island are more cras than people! And the dogs like to hunt you if you are brave enough to ride a bike

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I am a Dutchie. Tourists walking on the bicacle lane are annoying as fuck.

for those who no longer feel like coming to the netherlands because of people cursing tourists, the majority of the population does this, not just some people who sniffed a little too much in amsterdam ;) greetings from the netherlands

😂😂😂😂😂

Tourist: Stay ON the raised bit and OFF the pink bit.

I actually do "Near misses" on tourists walking so they get of the bycicle lane.

But please do remember Amsterdam does not represent the Dutch

Cycling there is awesome. The rules and infrastructure are easy, intuitive, and safe. Just dont be an idiot, the Dutch will speak their minds.

this shit looks just like a stroad in america, so wtf are all these youtube channels like city beautiful talking about??? this is america with less f150s and air conditioning.

No information whatsoever.

As a full time professional Dutchie, foreigners, please take note of this advice. If you dont ride a bike in your own country, or very rarely, or are simply not good at it, grab a taxi. Do. Not. Ride. A. Bike. Also, if an Amsterdammer says kanker, thats just their normal way of saying hello. That’s sarcasm for all US people here.

But seriously guys, I'm Dutch and even I'm not stepping on a bike in Amsterdam!

It's like skiën off the black slope on your first ski trip!

Im 10 and sometime i go with my bike 30 km

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqQSwQLDIK8

don't steal flowers or we will destroy you on sight.

dutch: geen bloemen stelen of we vernielen je wanneer we je zien.

There's a saying in Amsterdam: "If the trams don't get you, the pushbikes will!"

Reason #1 why tourists on bikes are dangerous in Amsterdam is that they are not confident enough to drive a bicycle. They don't know what to do and are overwhelmed most of the time so they make stupid decisions. Same goes for tourist pedestrians. They don't know where to go and almost unconsciously step into the bike path. It is not that they are stupid but they are simply overloaded by the hectic life in Amsterdam.

And please don't try to stand still or wait for a cyclist to stop for you on the pedestrian crossings!!!!!! This is so annoying. A dutch cyclist will never stop for crossing pedestrians and it is an unwritten rule that you move witout hesitation so the cyclist can pass behind you without losing momentum. I once had an encounter with a tourist and steered right at this crossing pedestrian, in order to pass behind her, but she got startled and stopped walking, forcing me to brake. In that situation a Dutchman is left with only two options: Stop completely and yell "Domme kuthoer!" or braking just slightly and then passing in front basically violating the traffic laws. I chose the latter.

0:16.. nice refference to guns though...
but we don't kill people with bikes....!!!! you might break a legg get over it.
oh and AMSTERDAM IS NOT THE NETHERLANDS.! it's just a tourist city ffs 1:34 okey you said that right.! (sorry)

IF YOU are going OUT OF YOUR WAY TO WALK ON THE BIKEPATH, i will GO OUT OF MY WAY TO HIT YOU !!

Lol the insults gave me ptsd from my old gaming days with dutch friends

You can see the distnction of the pedestrian street and the bike lane. I dont get this video. Stepping into the bikes way is dangerous for them as well as you 🤦

Survival guide to...Amsterdam. 😏

Please stop what ur doing, ur pissing dutch people off, do u know how it feels if someone keeps acting like the dutch is a country where murder is legal?

You know, me reading this comments while having plans of moving to Amsterdam
You terrified me, thanks 😂

Fucking worst city ever. Just a bunch of potheads who are dangerous and shouldn’t be allowed to do anything let alone ride bikes. No one come here

Niet eens de wielrenners

Hahaha funny one and totally true!

Brilliant! Thank you for the survival tips! ))

But can I run with the Dutch bikes? I'm pretty fast!

1:14 "This is an insult, not a diagnosis" 😂

Reminds me of the hudson river greenway in the downtown area of New York but without the fencing and a road to seperate us from the pedestrian walkway.

To be fair, yes the tourist suck, specially ppl from the USA and for some reason spanish speaking people and the Brits that are always wasted. But I am 100% dutch and ppl from Amsterdam are total cunts. I can cross the street in a decent way and Amsterdammers will speed up, so they have to break, and can be right.

For all those complaining foreigners: Watch the videos of Just Not Bikes! You'll see The Netherlands to be the best country for bicycles, but also a good country for car drivers ... We just combined the best of both. And yes, as a pedestrian you are responsible to look out when you cross a bike-lane, the same as when you cross a car-lane! I mean, look around and you'll see elderly people on bikes, on busy bike-lanes and they manage perfectly. If they can do so, so can you! Even if you "colide" with another cyclist, you're probably both shocked but you continue your way ... Try that running into a car. O and take a look at this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqQSwQLDIK8&list=TLPQMzAwMTIwMjJ2LLbGbupI_Q&index=40

Sorry for a video like this.

Sir i got so many bikes fucktup i an holland

oh to be a stoned tourist ringing and dinging down the streets of Amsterdam <333