Foil Arms and Hog

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The Word Play Stationary Shop

Video Overview & Insights

We do a live show! And we're touring the world. See our list of dates and what cities here...

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I am not a total nerd!

— @Säbelzahnmöwe

LIVE SHOWS ➡ http://www.foilarmsandhog.ie/tour

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Where’s Dennis the Snob?😂😂😂

— @crazywomancreek1

Lots of tasty MERCH from our website: https://shop.foilarmsandhog.ie/

Foil Arms and Hog

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I love these so much. How do you get through them without cracking up?

— @jennagriffith9016

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Famous Grouse! The lads have great taste.

I could see the printer-paper joke going another way:
"I could use some printer paper?"
"A ream?"
"Sure."
[Enter Hog] "YOU DON'T DESERVE ANY PRINTER PAPER! What ideas have you ever had that are worth writing down, much less printing? You should be ASHAMED, wasting our time like this!"

— @JLCompton

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I do enjoy puns, but then the ending, and then the rest of the ending!

— @captdaf

More User Perspectives

If you did not understand the one ring you are not my friend

@ever-wondered-wow

"I would like a Trapper Keeper Please." "Why do you keep losing your traps?"

@curiousgemini

“The rubber that goes on the end of your pencil” 😅

@VeryAnnaBerry

The best! Puns are the cleverest form of humor 👏

@parlamentenok

0:52 how dare you.

@EliSkylander

Loved the self-reference!

@michaeldjohnson6333

I knew he'd keel over at the end. Lads, you always make me laugh. Thanks and also for keeping it clean. Your humour is intelligent, not cheap. I truly appreciate that. Don't ever change. Please. 😊

@adriennedunne1748

ABSOLUTELY GREAT!

@Trisjack20

Are you proud of the Irish cricket team for winning the latest T20 series 2-0 against India? I sure am! I've always loved the resilience & The fighting spirit of the Irish cricket team. ☘️🇮🇪💚

@Sudipta_Scoral

"- 2B or not 2B?
- That is the question.. " - brilliant!

@ВарвараБулычева-ж1т

Using pencil & rubber at work &: quietly giggling to myself 😂

@Sudipta_Scoral

Typical Irish. 😅😅♥️♥️

@graceh2684

Also it's StationEry (paper, pen, pencils, etc) not StationAry (not moving) 😀

@alsanova

Zero second in and already lol'ed at that poster "Shoplifters will be punched" 😂👍😀

@alsanova

Phenomenal!

@meroonaldi2961

"The jury's still out". Seriously, guys, these word play sketches are scaringly brilliant at times.

@FelisTerras

Hey can we get a Finnish immigration sketch?

@Sudipta_Scoral

For women folk, when he said "Do you have any pads?" I'm half surprised he didn't bring out sanitary pads, your know, for periods?

@tbjl6425

One ring to rule them all and in the darkness bind them! 📜 🤓

@tbjl6425

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@herrhovbrandt

"... am afraid only total nerds get that!" sure, with your audience!

@50043211

Stationery, not stationary.

@WhitbyStuff

You never fail to make my day, lads!

@aliya_punkenglish

😂for learner of english that is a challenge

@SusanneSchmidt-d2o

Thank you on behalf of all pun nerds, LOTR nerds, and all other nerd types.

@databong

I'm in the process of converting a friend into a FAHn. Wish me luck. 😂

@Sudipta_Scoral

Amazing as always ❤

@marshaburrows8714

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Mrs-T-Rusch

"I'd like to buy an eraser please"

"Sir, this is a stationary shop, we don't sell Scalextric, try the toyshop on the high-street"

@stocktonjoans

“Sellotape?”
“No, we sell several different tapes”
“But you’ve put them all behind that white one.”
“Yes sir, it’s masking tape.”

@DougNeville17

That office supplies shop is going nowhere 😂

@privacy3116

Class!!! I love word plays!!!😂😂😂

@raeafoley6131

very clever thanks

@greggbrian

Awesome

@rafaelribasfernandes5310

Please tell me the end was a Matt Matterson reference 😂😂😂😂

@youngsean.hiphop

So... fork handles

@Norrie_Rugger

Aren’t all shops stationary? Except food trucks?

@ExtraMedium-

So good! And the ending!!!

@karendaley3184

This sketch is great and really funny. One of your best so far. 😂

@asmodean26

The one ring joke was top notch. Yes, I'm a nerd, why do you ask?

@tappkat-ttv

I love the word play joke of using the wrong word in the title.

@stevenmcnabb9185

I'd genuinely be surprised if I came across a single person who doesn't know about "the one ring."

@TheTwinkelminkelson

"Wooden ruler!" That's great.

@hobgoblin283

Why would "only nerds get" a movie reference to basically the most universally loved film trilogy of all time that nearly everyone has watched?!

@redshirt4life181

The stationary / stationery pun made me so happy!

@seanm7445

#Foil Arms and Hog