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The Best Cold Opens | Seinfeld

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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.

11:08 that was in a family guy episode 😂

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The Best Cold Opens | Seinfeld

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You clearly pitched up the audio what garbage

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Viva the 90s

@robertandthecavalry2062
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I agree.
Where are our flying cars?
And, Phyllis, where is my golden shower?

@gardenlover9663
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Or what isno more....

@NiliShemesh-y6v7m
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Soon no worry

@NiliShemesh-y6v7m
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If its a sos call i got ya

@NiliShemesh-y6v7m
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Its not ggoiioo to be a little too arrogant

@NiliShemesh-y6v7m
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See u tomorrow

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Gn

@NiliShemesh-y6v7m
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My life is not yo

@NiliShemesh-y6v7m
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Good to see Mr. White lived in NY before moving to New Mexico @ 4:31

@faG-z7g
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What's a "cold open"?

@josephciolino5493
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After watching many many episodes of "Curb your enthusiasm", when I watch these Seinfeld re-runs, I can sure see the Larry David influence...😵‍💫😁✌️

@Sven-k6g
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Their voices are on helium.

@prodigyminigolf
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What’s the deal with cold opens?

@truthhurts3524
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Why are their voices ever so slightly modified in pitch? I feel in watching Jerry and the Chipmunks 🐿️

@citylumberjack8381
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Kramer "hanging out" is the best for me

@paulwiffin2452
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Dont break your hea😅

@NiliShemesh-y6v7m
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🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🥕~

@Amanda-y7m8q
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4:23 " So, Whatley's still Jewish, huh?" "Sure, without the parents, it's a breeze!"
I've rewatched this show over and over for years, and I'm still discovering super-quotable little gems that somehow fell through the cracks!

@TheFatAndTheFurious
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3:56-4:05
In The Puerto Rican Day, the last regular episode before the showcase and the series finale, Elaine says, “I’ve been trying to get out of this group for eight years.” This nightmare probably influenced her saying this.

@beckettschuster2361
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SEINFFLD GOOD TO SEE THIS AGAIN!!!!

@madelinedelisle5314
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Kristin Davis is GORGEOUS ❤

@jamestiscareno4387
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So, Kathy Griffin was just being herself, but in actuality she turned out to be worse than the sitcom version.

@MSWSB
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So many mans and bergs and steins

@Sayquidnidly
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4:33 - 4:35 What a great joke, told with only three grunts and two gestures - not a single proper word spoken..!

@ELEKTROSKANSEN
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So many soon-to-be famous people in Seinfeld. Never knew it at the time, of course. It's great to go back and see them all.

@mightypensword
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4:20 scream so powerful it sent Elaine a minute into the past.

@InternetKilledTV21
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Not sure you know what a cold open is, or an open, or cold...these are just clips.

@ryanstone5078
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4:09 - Continuity error - it's 3:30 now, but in a few seconds it will be 3:29

@cbwavy
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4:08 Elaine went a minute back in time.

@kamX-rz4uy
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Jesus lol

@LenaLang-Price
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It took me embarrassingly long to realize that Seinfeld cold opens are just live action newspaper comic strips

@riiickkiiieee1240
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7:20 kinda breaking the 4th wall here. Kathy Griffin has always suuuuuuucked! If only Kramer had gotten to her in real life.

@atlucas1
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So many things I learned from this shows. Are. Unisf is sort of money laundry scam.

@aqmed629
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Great artists predict the future

@rieger.design
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Why does Jerry look like a mix of Luigi, Borat, and Freddie Mercury when he has a mustache?

@23h_ago
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The 'no, we're not breaking up' is the best. I was thinking of that the other day, I failed at that once and some was telling me you gotta get them to do it. So I did, completely uneventful.

@Johnslist
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They used to say we'd have flying cars by 1999, it's 2026, we're nowhere near having flying cars.

@forevermrsanime
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That was truly awful!

@johnflaherty5463
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Lost my mind on that
"We have to break up."
"No."

@Ryoga_Hibiki_MD1989
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1:19
The episode should of been titled 'The wisdom of the staircase'.

@RobertKnowsAll
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"You might not know it to look at me but I can run really really fast"

Isn't that Tom Cruises chat up line?

@Andrew-m1b1e