The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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Shrimp Forever | Trump: I Would Have Won Vietnam | Jet Fuel Running Low

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Stephen fixed Red Lobster's new "Endless Shrimp" commercial, President Trump claimed he would have won the Vietnam war "very quickly," and Spirit airlines could go out of business as the war against Iran roils the global energy supply.

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Not even endless jumbo lobsters could've won Vietnam! ...
Endless cattle-kind would be an entirely different discussion. Stampedes are no laughing matter!

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Stephen Colbert brings his signature satire and comedy to THE LATE SHOW with STEPHEN COLBERT, the #1 show in late night, where he talks with an eclectic mix of guests about what is new and relevant in the worlds of politics, entertainment, business, music, technology and more. Featuring bandleader Louis Cato and “THE LATE SHOW band,” the Peabody Award-winning and Emmy Award-nominated show is broadcast from the historic Ed Sullivan Theater. Stephen Colbert took over as host, executive producer and writer of THE LATE SHOW on Sept. 8, 2015.

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Radioactive “shrimp”

@garnetnelson1419

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Whitney Houston’s dad is there ?

@jcvastgoed1490

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Stephen is just so endearing and charismatic that we know where the joke is going, but we're all joyous in seeing it unfold anyhow. I love Stephen's unique personality and how he's a serious person who never takes life itself too seriously. He seems like one of the most genuine people on TV, so I'm grateful for how long the show has lasted and will miss his monologs in particular. 🤣👏🙌🥲🙏🫶

@CallmeA_B

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I'm just looking for a Shrimpuationship

@frumiousbandersnatch

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Red lobster signed a deal where they have to buy shrimp from one distributor and that distributor gets to choose the price and amount. They're using RL as a sink for their production.

@emmanuelbellerive2605

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Can’t believe we only have until May 21st then my favorite late night show is gone & we have to pray ABC&Disney do not fold to the administration‘s demands and fire Jimmy Kimmel..

@cobramom3

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All chum's cabinet... I meant circus... SMH

@GragonV

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You cant let them go cause they tell the truth

@mosestugade1900

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I know that this is not a not a joke but if this Iran war lasts more than this coming week it will have been even longer than World War I lasted.

@NathanMiller-rk6ct

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I am already in withdrawal from the brilliant Colbert. I think I am still in the “denial” phase, because I just can’t picture life without him. I dread the day after the show ends, and going to the tv that night, finally realizing that there is no more late show, no more monologues and no more laughing so hard as he grins his way through his jokes. DON’T LEAVE US, STEPHEN!!!!

@jensequeira348

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Why is nobody talking about how all the women in the cabinet are being fired/forced to resign…. Like I don’t disagree with the decisions… but why did Pete Hegseth never get fired?? Why has RFK not been fired??? Why tf are the women being targeted and what are they gearing up for with this????

@abbysand6499

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Way to go Jack.

@brad4567

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4:29 lmfao

@PeacefulChaoticGodless

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High Art. That episode killed, as usual. Stephen: American Treasure.

@jonliebling

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Maybe folks already know this, but the reason for the red lobster. Shrimp problem is that red lobster was bought by a company. That had a ton of excess shrimp that it had to get rid of without losing them off its balance sheet, and the way they got rid of them is by losing eleven million dollars through red lobster.Sounds like they need to lose a bunch of shrimp again

@jpenneymrcoin6851

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tRump is turning the Federal Government into his own piggy bank!!

@bcb7443

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Doctor Jesus LMAO 🤣

@haydenthegiraffe78

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Comedic excellence as always!!

@haydenthegiraffe78

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Dangit, now I want shrimp.

@krishadyn5211

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You're talking about this woman who resigned as if she is responsible for her father's and husband's grossness. DO YOU NOT SEE THE DOUBLE STANDARD?! This happens in male circles and no one has to fucking resign! Thanks for reinforcing blatant misogyny on national tv tho!

@charlottesghost2845

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Cannot wait till a real comedian takes his place.

@tvv728

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Best monologue in a long time.

@don476

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Nothing to do with the blindness Virus going around for consumers of shrimp?

@theclassiclady12

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'I would have won Vietnam very quickly...' But you bought your way out with bonespurs...
Buy your way out of this one very quickly... (don't use more taxpayers money -- we've already given a couple hundred billion$)
Maybe use some of Jarrad's money... or your billionaire buddies'.

@fredhearty1762

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💥

@gregpotts7

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the taco don folded yet again
pathetic donkey

@rokko1020

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🍤🍤🍤🍤💀

@Elizabeth-DMN

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Donald would have won Veit Nam? With those bonespurs of his? I think he's confused.

@renardleblanc5556

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im sad... the red lobster they featured on John Oliver... THAT WAS MY RED LOBSTER T-T please send shrimp

@seraphlord

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So, the first Republican finally loses their job over sexual harassment obligations - and it's a woman. Well, there's a bit of female empowerment I didn't see coming...

@PopeSaltyI

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Have you seen the latest Lego song from Iran?
Look up We love Americans but not their leaders. 🎉

@sarahsmithers4725

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"Fill me with shrimp and heavy cream until the federal government deploys FEMA" should have been uproarious.

@ihazcheese

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Even though I’m a New Yorker, I guess I’m an innocent. What word was blurted out? I’m guessing 🐈?

@EllenHunter-tc3uf

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Stephen is so funny when trying not to laugh 😅

@Omacorrieallen

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Super-talented, but dragging the same routine out for as long as possible, every week, is getting a bit tired tbh.

@RandomGuy-ne9rd

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Dammit, I just turned 40 too, smh, :( ....

@JoeyCruz-p1r

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Tempura-ry endless shrimp ;o)

@jenschristensen1774

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Anyone else think that voice sounds like the one from Carls Jr in the film Idiocracy? "Extra big ass fries"!
I guess it's more like a documentary now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIoqgPn5NoY

@michaellarsen4002

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So much love and appreciation for Stephen and his entire team. Will miss you all - already miss you all - deeply and dearly 💔

@lesleyghostdragon3149

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Loved the Slobster Slam - very clever.

@kevingilley3713

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Supposedly, sea life will be near or at extinction by 2030. 😱😢 🍤🍤🍤

@BettyVeronica2.0

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Nice nod to Rodney👍

@iannidd

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Endless shruimp are n where to be found.. I asked where are they , they said they are in the sea~

@ksandhoff1

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And good bubba will be good now

@JuanValdez-g5e