Shockwire - I Drive The Speed Limit Cause There's Drugs In The Car

This and luck is why i dont have a criminal record

make sure your taillights are in working order too

Literally me frfr

One crime at a time 😎

real talk

Was listening to this while driving the speed limit and a cop passed me. Didn't have any drugs in the car, but I was 2/3rds there

Pure Anxiety !!! 🎶

Story of my life.

The singing is kinda meh but that riff goes hard af

The Harlequin was the won scared me most.

singer sounding like young Hetfield

I wish this song was around when I was in high school and every stoner I knew intentionally drove like a moron. every one of them loved making sure there car reeked of weed at all times and they drove like they were in a fast and furious movie. if I could go back in time I would blast this song to there face to get them to cut that dumbass shit out

Not only does the song rule, but there tabs, too?! Finally, all that idle picking I do on the E string to comfort myself when I play a bad practice chord can be turned into practice of its own! One day, I'll be good enough to play “I Operate The Motor Vehicle Within The Laws Of Motion Acceleration Because I Am Currently Carrying Contraband” for my neighbors, whether they want to hear it or not.

Yes

Props to the mounties. Everyone is so friendly, no one suspects the crack.

Absolute banger of a algorithm pull, insta sub

Literally my anthem. Lol

When we're passing a cop on the side of the road and the car in front of me is slamming on their brakes to go below the speed limit, I'm pointing at them to the cop like "cmon this dude definitely has a whole crate of drugs in there!!!"

I speed while on drugs. You speed because you’re not.

Don't punch monkeys when the grinders earn their drowding. 😐

I still like to imagine you playing this but you’re doing kumbaya swaying. That is the only factor that changes in my head.

To 38? Pfft., quitter.

Praise the Algorithm!

fair enough🤘

This why I ceep illegal street-level drugs in my imaginairy deth-proof, nesz? #AhHaHahhHyiahhahhah
#GoDie

wtf this vibe is so 90s how did this come out in 2023?

I haven't the heart to tell my fam why I've never gotten a speeding ticket.

Bess pieces, amazing Ala Alacriti- I am the best punk rock ..I kill so bigger thsn my stupidity. Yeeh.

My alcoholic uncle taught me always drive one under, gives you buffer room to avoid getting pulled over for speeding. He rolled with a cooler and a case in his sedan for two decades without getting pulled over. Only totaled a motorcycle and car after trying to get sober. Wouldn’t have happened if he kept drinking. Stick with what works kids.

From what ive seen its lowkey sad that people are blowing this one up cause the last 3 in the album are like atleast 15% better imo

Lyricism as whimsical as butthole surfers. Sign me up 😍

Is Weird Al their lead singer?

Sedan Delivery, mofo.. 😢🎉

Ok.. so im replacing "I Can't Drive 55" by Sammy Hagar with this song, when I come back from the dispo.

I just turned 31 and realized I've been driving a car half my life. Didn't realize there was a song to summarize my driving experience 🤣

Words to live by. ~
Wisdom of the eagle.
Cunning of the fox.

I always drove the speed limit when I was self employed and put on NPR. Not because I like NPR, but because it's impossible to speed listening to NPR and no cop has ever searched a car playing NPR.

Also, because I believe in telemetrics

It helps also to look really clean cut and upstanding. The pigs fall for that crap every time.

Lol been there!

this song is fuckin hilarious. i am so glad i found this band

Don’t burp when letting out a quiet one

A well timed YouTube recommended

still a certified hood classic- plz never stop shredding goat

Hard to believe this banger is 3 years old already

Feels like a nod to The Surf Punks. Not gonna lie, it's a vibe!