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Tom Nichols is a hardened New England detective, unflinching in his pursuit of a case where nothing is as it seems and it begins to dismantle the illusions in his own life.
This movie sucks so hard!
Never get those two hours back. Filthy!
How do they get away with it?
No way Dels watched that and gone yep, send it to the press!
Steaming pile
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Seemed like they tried to make True Detective Season 4 and wisely gave up.
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Directed by : Grant Singer
Too many useless elements that lead nowhere and fall flat in this movie.
As one reviewer puts it :
The movie is filled with details that pretend to be important, only to never be connected to the conclusion. Why did the hands free faucet get so much attention? Why did Summer's tattoo exist? I still don't understand the paint clue or the pastor discussion. Why were there bitemarks on her hands? I could go on.
If Eli really was trying to communicate the info on the flash drive to Tom, why sneak in through the backyard at night? Why was Summer killed so sloppily by what we later learn are organized criminals? Wouldn't they have been at least a tiny bit more careful? Why would those same organized criminals not have disposed of the car that is established as one of the few pieces of hard evidence? Especially when the evidence is established BY those criminals in front of a cop who they know is not in on the scam. Oh, then have a party with that same group at the house that's holding the car, with the car just under a tarp.
In the end It all builds up to dust.
Starring :
- Benicio Del Toro
All they had to do was to make Timberlake a fucking lizard reptile of some sort and I would of been satisfied. No. No they did not. Literally the only reason I watched this stupid ass movie.
- Justin Timberlake
- Eric Bogosian
Love Del Toro but tried to watch it this morning and decided to watch the second halfâanother timeâ.
- Alicia Silverstone
- Domenick Lombardozzi
- Frances Fisher
- Ato Essandoh
- Michael Pitt
- Karl Glusman
- Mike Pniewski
- Matilda Anna Ingrid Lutz
- Catherine Dyer
- Thad Luckinbill
- Michael Beasley
- JC Capone
- Sky Ferreira
- James Devoti
- Amy Parrish
- Elizabeth Houston
- Jesse C. Boyd
- Owen Teague
- Matt Medrano
- Michael Rene Walton
- Mel Pralgo
- Steve Wedan