millennial burger joint music

Stomp clap hey

I will never not like radioactive, that assassins creed 3 cinematic trailer will forever be the best thing ever

Worst fucking music ever made

This is our bangin’ brioche burger with our signature awesome aoli sauce

1:16 - "Enough to make my sister moan"

Lee Cronin’s The Famburger

also alexander rybak - fairytale

stomp clap hey

This is giving me traumatic flashbacks to my highschool in 2014 😭😭 Everyone played this annoying hipster music!!

…at least “Some Nights” is good, to me.

how can an entire 4 minutes of examples somehow all remain indistinguishable the moment you stop looking at the screen for the name and artist...

“It all started with a couple of friends and an idea”

can we bring back having a random muppet in your music video for no reason?

music and beats to shop at the supermarket to

The official music genre for wearing plaid shirts

god this is so accurate. and they sell artisanal craft beer in jugs or something

I feel so targeted lmao. Finding out my taste in music is man bun organic burger shop 😭😭

Nearly all this music has been used in a new car/department store commercial

I have had genuine debates in my mind on whether I hate Train or AJR more

Does twenty one pilots count 😭

I honestly really like a few of these songs but just dont look into the actions of about 90% of these artists

Why do a lot of these remind me of my high school days

I thought I was a gen z, turned out I'm actually millennial (I was born in 2002)

Did anybody actually like this or was it all corporate focus grouped music forced on us through commercials

Everyone turned into reddit in tze comments

some of these are lowkey goated tho

Soup of the day: whiskey

only one song from this pile of slop is actually a banger. pompeii

Crazy how horrible every song is by itself

This is church youth group music and that's why I love it and find it nostalgic. Rend Collective is an Irish Christian music group and their music is basically just this and I think that's awesome haha

I can't even complain most of these are great songs. Every decade has a particular sound, and eventually this era will be seen in the same way people my age see the 80s

I've come to realize the line between the music I adore and the music I despise is thinner than I once believed it to be.

gentrifier music

Corny but somehow still tuff 🥀

This is just the typical radio lineup in 2014. All of these are total bops.

Shit is mad gay

These aren't even bad songs.

Items on this burger joint’s menu:
-Certified Angus Beef patties (which they really really want you to know)
-Too many kinds of cheese to count
-Homemade pickles that are either way too big or way too small for the burger you order
-Nitrite-Free bacon
-Sliced avocado for $5 extra
-Pretzel bun/Gluten-Free bun upgrade for $7
-Housemade aioli that’s way too thick to swallow
-Cole Slaw that is made with said aioli
-A chicken option where the chicken is fried with too much batter and still has dusted flour on it
-Some random item named after a Beatles song lyric that your Dad always orders
-A vegan burger option that is just a sliced piece of mushroom in the burger’s place
-Your choice of either house cut French fries or sweet potato waffle fries
-Some local brand of soda made from sugar cane instead of corn syrup that is served in glass bottles that your hipster, bearded, tattooed, glasses-wearing server Bremner opens for you at the table
-Expensive milkshakes that no one ever orders
-Root beer Floats served in bigass frosted glass mugs that are voted “Best in Town” in your city’s culinary magazine, but are way too big to even finish
-Local craft beers and IPAs with fancy illustrations or graphics on the cans

Also, the restaurant’s mascot is a Yeti/Sasquatch with a bow tie, suspenders, and sunglasses who is pictured on the restaurant’s walls and menus jet-skiing or rollerblading down an abstract path

I didn’t think any of these were real songs until I got to 0:39 . Which I only recognize because I’ve heard it on commercials and on HGTV years ago

Aye I will not accept Some Nights slander

And they say white people dont have culture

Mumford & Sons really ruffled a lot of folk punk feathers.

TBH even most hipster burger joints thought they were too cool for this stuff. This music was corny even back in 2013.

Never heard any of these songs tf

Love my life as a dickhead

I know them all and I'm not even a millennial lmao

I like to call this “music written to be used in a Diet Coke commercial”

But seriously, this music takes me back to much better days and I’d do anything to go back and redo the last 15 years