IRAN Is About To Make The Stock Market Go Insane

BREAKING: U.S. and Iran agree to halt strikes and meet this week, U.S. official says

Man, 90% of the time I watch these click bait videos, it's wrong again and again. Just do the exact opposite of what the thumbnails says

Thank you

Trump wants to drop a nuke so bad.

Imagine saying Iran isn’t being reasonable when you attacked to begin with and your buddy (Israel) constantly violates the non negotiable points of said ceasefire as if it doesn’t pertain to them at all. 🙄

Betting on healthcare. Hah

I think the NASDAQ 100 inclusion already has been priced in. ETFs haven't been waiting for the official inclusion date, at which point they'd be buying at the top: that's why we saw the huge spike in share price the first few days. And while everyone's hyperventilating about the NASDAQ 100, there are other indexes out there: FTSE Russell changed its rules to allow fast track inclusion in its indexes after only five trading days, so $SPCX already is there; MSCI didn't change their rules, because they've had fast track inclusion of large cap stocks for a long time now; S&P didn't change their rules and still insist that only proven companies be included in the S&P 500.

Meanwhile, the landscape is shifting around the AI fable narrative. While the financial press still are hyping the "AI Boom"--circular financing enabled by cheap credit, absurd stock valuations, accounting chicanery, and NVIDIA buying its own demand--real companies with real work to do and real ROI to calculate are starting to wonder what the hell they're paying for. Anthropic's "Be afraid, be very afraid" marketing strategy has backfired spectacularly, with its flagship models now banned because the White House got afraid, got very afraid: how that affects their IPO plans remains to be seen. Meanwhile, Chinese open weight models are nipping at Anthropic's heels, sometimes bettering it, for a fraction of the cost: since you can download them onto your own hardware, and tweak them as you wish, you don't have to worry about a corporate overlord's idea of your business or about the US government banning the tool you're using on 90-minutes notice on a Friday evening. The cash furnace called OpenAI reportedly will postpone its IPO until 2027, at the earliest. Softbank tried to take out a relatively small loan secured by its OpenAI shares, to fund more AI, and got shot down by the banks. Attorneys have been sanctioned--in one case, attorneys for both sides--after showing up in court with motions and briefs containing AI-hallucinated, fictional, case citations. Ordinary people, who aren't part of the Circle of AI, are up in arms about suddenly having to live, 24/7, with the sound of dozens of 737s on engine run-up simultaneously, because of the gas turbine powered data centers that were built across the street from their homes. Private credit is starting to collapse, credit is tightening, and the Federal Reserve almost certainly will raise rates by the end of the year. And Elon's fangirls aside, people are realizing there are real facts of physics that argue against data centers in space, and real facts of human biology (prolonged time in low-G environments--Mars is about 0.38 G--is bad for human health) that argue against a "colony of a million people" on Mars.

Wow, I just bought puts for VSAT for september @65 strike

I’m tired grandpa… “ well that’s too damn bad “

Everyone forgets Trump talking controls the markets even if conflict occurs if he says it’s fine the market trends upwards and everything is euphoric

Is real fault

Post more about KO coke stock

Tanker tried to bypass / ignore Iran..got bombed.. the pathological.liar lied again claiming ceasefire violation... it was put in writing in MoU Iran controls SoH.. Warcrimes to bury sex crime... whatd you expect from convicted felon cic

How trump will make hundreds of millions trading prior to announcing his geo political decisions.

That's how you stop so many wars. Trump has stopped like 5 Iranian wars

It's all fake in order for US and IRAN to fleece the stock market.

Viasat looks like a head and shoulders before the right shoulder forms....

S&P up .62%