Everything is Gambling Now

"Life is a gamble"- Marvin

I think the biggest tell that the dildo drops are bet manipulation, is that dildos, even bad ones, are EXPENSIVE, i can't see someone dropping like 60 bucks on just a stunt, they gotta be making that money back somehow. But the moment you turn 60 bucks into an investment for like 240 at the smallest l, it suddenly becomes more believable

The fake illegal boxing scam is so effort filled and kind of genius that by today's standards, it doesn't even seem dishonest
Like they put on a whole production

10:43 (roughly) (topic: refunds being undesirabel) I don't touch the stuff with a 20ft pole, but I have heard from anothrr youtuber that prediction markets do something really weird with refunds, where they distribute the money evenly in some way that sounds fine, but can actually massively advantage the underdogs? Like 50-50 probably. Would prefer if I remembered the details better, but these markets are rife with ways to get rich if you're In The Know

I'm sorry, but you see a coin being promoted by either Trump or Milei, and you thought it was a good investment, losing money was your own fault

xD

Goddamn, that final chapter was an insane connection I’d never made before - incredible. Thank you for your efforts, keep being out here doing the lord’s good work. Can’t wait to see the next one ❤

I haven't lost because I haven't stopped playing

44:36 what are they even selling? I don't understand and I feel old.

Money glitch isn't a glitch is embedded in all living things . Easy>hard>easy...
We all swear that if we were in power then bs , we all end corrupted , basically hell and heaven story . First sin . .
BLA BLA .

Stonks only go up . Good sales tactic. Same with everything else ..

I was coming in here to mention an iteration of the Calvin's dad"two types of things" meme that had "two types of businesses, gambling and fraud." Looks like this video is covering the fraud aspect as well as the gambling aspect indicated by the title.

42:44 OK, at first, I didn't think that was an advert for a real company, I thought it was an excerpt of a Black Mirror episode.

Betting $20 that this man cars brakes are still working tomorrow

@13:16 i love the fact the female commentator assumes its been used 😂😂😂🥒

I'm glad we patched that assassination glitch. This could have been dystopian.

i love holst planets.especially venus

2:44 You can't con an honest man
Buddhist Monks at 32:53: Hold my sake

Isn’t this the guy who told a story about a guy who became a pirate? I was detoxing and I can’t remember if it was real or a fever dream 😂

wanna bet?

"The SEC would tear Vlad a new fartcoin" actually fucking dying at this line holy shit

Oh wait, that's Cluely!? They have been doing skits that are quite funny, while advertising their app.

I am a powerful politician and I would like to place a bet on this particular outcome please, thank you

More luigi mangione required

The only part of the set I saw clearly labeled was the lamp...how the heck am I supposed to know what the rest of the objects in the background are!?

What was Delbert arrested for? Unless they hit someone I don't get what they could charge them with....and how is Vlad not being charged with fraud.

opening clip is from my favorite tape watched by RedLetterMedia XD i know im in for a good time

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Trump LITERALLY steals the money of his followers... Making 2 billion dollars, money he doesn't even need, money that those poor people that got conned by him most likely needed to keep living... Why is this allowed?
People still think he's doing this for the good of America. What does him making more money get any of us? Is it going to one day trickle down? Is his money going to be spent on reducing gas prices?
This man is genuinely evil. Anyone who still supports him are moral failures who do not have any valuable insight into reality. They should be ignored and mocked from this day onwards as they led to the downfall of America and possibly even the world. We've seen him threaten war with countries over nothing, imagine what he'd do when he goes full nuclear because Sweden wouldn't build a 90ft gold statue of him.

As project 2025 has expanded this to wars....

Holy crap that Simpsons episode was real?

He predicted the trump Iran pilot stock stuff

Just like that dude who bet on someone streaking in the Super Bowl and just did it himself

26:23 holst time!!

30:40 weirdest Dan Aykroyd character ever.

Had to upvote for the extra R😂

When it was railway companies or other industrialists taking peoples' money and livelihood, at the very least they sold or created SOMETHING. Those hype scams are literally useless and those kids will never actually be of any economic or social value to anybody.

"Talented female athletes?"

Have you seen the WNBA?

Bruh what did you just subject us with that college startup part

@48:43 Come on, the first thing everybody cloned was the rare candies. You only need the master ball for a handful of PokeyMans anyway.

Fun Fact: If you catch MissingNo and feed it rare candies it will evolve into a Kangaskhan (original US Blue version).