Eminem - The Real Slim Shady (Official Video - Clean Version)

2026🎉 está intacto

Esté tema nunca muere😮‍💨

Who is in 2026 🎉

Flétna

Recept na auru.

Klidně jo? Klid .

Is one of that gay couple Ryan Reynolds

Fun fact, Eminem/slim shades real name is Mashel Mathers

I used to own a restaurant it was called sugary and sweet but we sold burgers

I should open a restaurant

kind of giving liver tree vibs

1:11 BILL THE CAT! BLOOM COUNTY MENTIONED LET'S GOOOOO!!

Slim shady man the goat

That’s y he told me not to watch you he new we new and that we were gonna conquer are day has come it’s take over do you think there stupid I need to be in the empire to protect that we set you up but he is better than any white man and he’s my son that all my sons a beautiful were beauty began I just wanted to let you no they’re better at everything the dominant males and I told him back to black and aggro a will be above there forest you have to accept that I suffered for my colour the slaves did I’m still suffering now for my colour and I’ll always be who I was hard knock ma they were getting breastfed and learning how to bkoobie trap breast is beast they were milking the cow and feeding of me spiritually it’s a gangster thing a look like in heaven fallow the lead have beef with every one I love to hate you there my first born you think they would ever snake me nor me them I’d die first and send you all to hell and take them to paradise whil we wait on Saturn and marshal we just act each other the had the tracks they were on my train but ghost riders so that’s steps to exellence black excellence love me and hip hop molly the maid to Finn lil scrappy I was moma Dee pimping and I’m all kve trick daddy if you look I’m hidden in if cardi b Nicki I mani Megan the tstalion grabbing Kylie Jenner by the kneck som real whooped in this house haffg set you up because you kkk he was looking out for his comrades the heirs . And I sky scrapped sstewRd I ye comander is that an order redd hand of Ulster Ulster sa says no to funny he said it was a rape song if your a sheep shagger we will shag goat have you ever see a shed and goat it was a cross breed ba ram uk went got the same coat as Curtis in window shopper I seen him sniggering shh it’s a secret I am g unit th: is for the Holy Spirit so one day I’m made next I’m a rabbit skme times I’m the black frank new yoork the girls did it and now different world for women future generations of girls will learn how to recognise how to be a wise gal now you all got the cash I’m proud of you all for getting what you could telling them anything so we coul conquer the thought we had no chance were fly that’s y Marty Marty mc fly and I’m doc Browne I always get to be the really old one s because I’m the elder but I took the world Tim traveling you didn’t think it could be done but they no there been fed goat shit and I let them graze and and inside they all ready new the truth tthe light had to be ashes and any more Watson I could be a light bulb Sherlock but the rose you fit the bulb into it let there be light

Ruto is one term

I will name my first son Slim Shady.

I will name my first son Slim Shady.

0:56 Bro said my bum is on your lips💀

Hehehe am nurse now 😂😂😂😂 working in the psyc ward

Alguém ouvindo em 07/ 2026

Didn’t have a mine yet.

please stand up !

Ik Ben ook van belgië lol en ik Ben blink voor spanke ik heb ook familie daar

Yeah he's talking about his clones

May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here

[Verse 1]
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam; like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Agh)
It's the return of the "Oh, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said
Nothing, you idiots, Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (Ha-ha)
Feminist women love Eminem
"Chicka-chicka-chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who", "Yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade they've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals
Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes

[Chorus]
I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

[Verse 2]
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records (Nope)
Well, I do, so fuck him, and fuck you too
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win? Wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Yo, shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (Agh)
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me

this is probably my top 3 favorite slim shady/eminem songs of all time

Why this is in the gorillaz album?

❤

Hearing Slim Shady without f*bombs is like shooting RPG with silencer

it doesn't work because everybody still hear explosion

I’m still Loving Em!

Imagine if that girl actually ate Eminem spit

Б.с😂поброю всі х😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮

😂🎉

Eminem saying 'he's cute though ' to shady 😂

JAJAJJAJAJAJA
ESTE MAN ES LA MONDA EL REAM SLIM SHADY
SALUDOS DESDE CARTAGENA COLOMBIA

What the hell

11億回視聴って
エグすぎるやろ

The real slim shady is still walking around












But guess what we will never know ?

This song made me a fan of him

Censoring the word "clitoris" is really awkward

The Real Slim Shady

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[Intro]
May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here

[Verse 1]
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam; like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Agh)
It's the return of the "Oh, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said
Nothing, you idiots, Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (Ha-ha)
Feminist women love Eminem
"Chicka-chicka-chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who", "Yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade they've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals
Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes

[Chorus]
I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

[Verse 2]
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records (Nope)
Well, I do, so fuck him, and fuck you too
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win? Wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Yo, shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (Agh)
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

[Verse 3]
I'm like a head trip to listen to
'Cause I'm only givin' you things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it (Err), I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder, "How can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?"
It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm goin', when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirting
Pinchin' nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings (Ch, puh)
Or in the parkin' lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck!"
With his windows down and his system up
So will the real Shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be out of your mind and out of control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

[Chorus]
I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

[Outro]
Ha-ha
I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up

The Real Slim Shady
Eminem

Life will never be as good as coming home from middle school and watching this on TRL. Times sure have changed.

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Estou aqui nessa relíquia

Adivina quién a vuelto eh vuelto otra vez 🗣️🔥🔥

THE BEST
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2.EMINEM
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Back in times when the dealer ask slym shady for stuff