Americans Don't Understand English | The Jonathan Ross Show

Yank here: this is not true.

And checking the tape, England has put 0 men on the moon

😂😂

Yet we kicked you out and became the greatest country in the world 😂😂😂😂lmaooooo😂

Sidewalk and pavement mean two entirely different things in the US. In the US pavement isn't concrete.

If I asked you for glasses don't let on you would know which glasses to hand me without clarification.

I love America ❤️🇺🇸❤️

Hey Hey Hey!
Just because yanks don't use the slang from the UK,that doesn't mean it's funny,aye?.
Afterall,who invented and brought the language to North American colonies?. British people!
The colonists have only taken it to spread it colonies wide.
I must say,the islanders have come up with literally meaningful slang expressions. To put it simplier,f.ex. chinwag CHIN WAG(GING). Two normal words put together. Nothing bizarre I believe.
Another one JOG ON meaning beat it,sling yer hook etc
Nice combination,Jog from simple jogging activity plus on meaning carry on and jog. Really,Brits have nice and literal way of slang expressing themselves in comparison to Americans. To examplify,the word BOO. It's not a word even,it's more of a sound with no meaning. And yet it describes very much romantically a male friend. Another one?. Ok,uhmm....A RIG. My first take on it would be a set of safety gear,consisting of belts and buckles,often used at the construction site working on hights,while being strapped to a safety bar not to fall of the roof.
But guess what ,by saying WANT TO SEE MY RIG? Americans mean this way their car.😮Weird or what?.Where's the connection of rig as a car?🤭I see none actually👏😜
So before you yanks decide to complain about the British counterparts "across the pond",remember who gave you this beautiful language.😅🤪

RULE BRITTANIA, BRITTANIA RULES THE WAVES.BRITONS,NEVER,NEVER,NEVER SHALL BE SLAVES😋

We say “pavement” in Baltimore. Otherwise, pavement is considered a material that can be used to make lots of things, such as driveways. We say “waste paper basket” when we don’t want anything but waste paper to be placed in a basket for recycling purposes. It gets messy when someone throws food in it. “Eyeglasses” are to formally distinguish them from glasses from which one drinks, but otherwise we just say “glasses” anyway. And “squash” and “racket ball” are interchangeable here. You can say both.

Oh, and horseback riding? I’ve only ever heard that said in movies set in the west.

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Atleast they don't realise brits are biologically their ancestors and are using same language.

all i heard was a british man making a bunch of shit up

Pavement is asphalt. Sidewalks are made of cement. LOL Some of them anyway. 😅

I found out I can read a book with 1000 pages and turn it into a three page summary and then I found out that people who grew up speaking English like how it sounded but when I questioned them there were entire words they didn't understand and I noticed one word could take a small book to explain

Total B.S. Travel, listen and maybe learn....if you can.

Quite funny. Until you realize that the British coined the phrase “take aways” to describe a fast food joint. So uhh yea.

Americans
Drugged into the car
Dragged into the car

He came UP on me
He approached me

Where you at
Where are you

Take those cuffs off of him
Take those cuffs off him lol

I hope he do
I hope he does

I’m fixing to tell you the truth
I’m going to tell you the truth

He was that type of a person
He was that type of person

Know what I’m sayin
——

Ya feel me
Understand

I want to say
I think

Normalsy
Normality

He’s been bit
He’s been bitten

Could careless
Couldn’t careless

First off
First of all

We have no idea why he did it
We haven’t any idea why he did it

Sendensing
Sentencing

Where we just tooken from
Where we had just taken them

Set it down
Sat it down

Pet the dog
Pat the dog

Raise it down
Lower it down

I wanted you to knew
I wanted you to know

Li berry
Li bra ry

Last time I had spoken to her
Last time I spoke to her

Burned off
Burnt off

U huh
Yes

He had said
He said

Lideraly
Literally

I’m wore out
I’m worn out

His mother had gave it to him
His mother has given it to him

"Tuna fish"

Old comedy

This is the ice agent they said allegedly took a woman's life in Minnesota.

Ok but this is funny though

And we Americans think you Brits speak pretty good English for foreigners.

Brilliant!

I am from Canada and I find it hard to understand British English....American English we can understand 100% as it is pretty similar to Canadian English. When I was watching Game of Thrones I always needed subtitles

アメリカンジョークはあんまり好きじゃないけどブリティッシュジョークはほんまに面白い、大好き

Right, Americans needed to simplify the English language enough to produce the Declaration of Independence and US Constitution.

British english is the orginal english not American english.

개웃기네 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Horse riding or Horse back riding which is correct?

Wait till they heard Singlish 😂

This is very nice n very true😂😂😂

XD

Lolol

lol

Imagine a posh English speaker being asked by an American friend, "Can I give you a lift?" Until I started watching Brit movies in the '60s, I didn't even know what a pram was. It is a carriage where you put a baby on.

Yes, but we here still hold reign.

Totally agree

I thought pavement meant road.

American things about another Horse Riding 😂🤣 😅

He got one of those wrong

2:16 I guess the americans call it horseback to avoid confusion with what Michael was doing lol

American English dominates globally, though.
More people prefer American English than
the British English.

What about gun what you call that

Having a conversation with americans in their own language is frustrating, because it seems like people dont go off the dictionary anymore, they put their own definition on words, because simple instructions will get some backwards ass results. It really feels like they are backwards with everything, no means yes, yes means no, up is down, and down is purple! Using logic in america will get you burnt.

British comedy is difficult to watch

Not as funny as he thinks. We pave roads, not sidewalks. And racquetball is not the same game as squash.

Englishmen have a terrible habit of bragging and mocking others—yet they fail to see how ridiculous they themselves appear. Their so-called royalty parades around in costumes fit for bandmasters, looking like drenched parakeets rather than kings and queens.

They cling to their language as if it were their only possession—because, in truth, it is. But even here, they stumble. English is no natural, elegant tongue. It is a patchwork, stitched together from stolen and twisted words. To make it look sophisticated they must use French or Spanish words. They mangled sounds they could not pronounce, and thousands of such distortions remain.

And yet, with this flimsy, borrowed construct, they dare to mock the richness of other languages? They dare laugh at those who must use this tongue?

Let’s be clear: if not for the accident of brutality of colonization, nobody would even know who they were.