50 Ways To Say I Died (D&D Parody of Train)
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Sometimes the story sounds way cooler than the session...
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Now, see, I would've thought ~succeeding~ at seducing the drider would also lead to death....
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Re-listening to this while getting ready for a game and realised that I'd forgotten how many of these in the early part have happened to me 🤣 Honestly, the Vampire one nearly happened last session in our CoS game too. You'd think I'd learn!
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For some reason I counted. 20. I don't know why, but, 20 ways to say I died
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gonna make this song into a to do list...
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So great, really enjoyed this and the way you seemed to enjoy singing and performing it was very pleasant and charming
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#dnd #50waystosaygoodbye #dungeonsanddragons
Dude, YouTube recommended this to me as I was talking about a Cleric I am playing in a Pathfinder game... that has died 8 times so far! And almost died for the 9th time last week! (Got to -7/8 for Con)
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Forced choked out of anger, shot by the lone ranger, killed by a demigorgan when things got stranger🤣
@omarnash7431crushed to death by a giant boulder tomb of annihilation flashbacks
@FondlesHandlesWorst death ever had, level One Wizard with One starting Hp. DM didn't just give out "Max HP at level 1" to make things a bit easier. So I fell off a horse, died from fall dmg. Teach me to have no con bonus and get a horse without the land based riding skill lol.
@JustaGuy_GamingI love train his Music
@piscesblueberrygirly1995The finger guns with "tried, and failed, to seduce an evil drider" really sold it!
@loimprevisto1Unfortunately our most recent character death. It was a buddy of mine. His character got his soul eaten. And it was kind of my fault 😅 (out of character I made sure he was fine with my actions before doing the... I just wasn't fast enough to try and save him)
@Bells_LodgeThis song is song
@piscesblueberrygirly1995Oof, went the way of elpenor, tough break
@KRIOSthe5thso creative
@BLUBB-st5meThis is criminally underrated. How did I only just now come across this?
@TMWSIH66My dude, your voice is spicy! <3
@DaetrinKiriBest use of a Train parody yet. Kudos my dude.
@Shon31I thought this was going to be a 50 Ways to Leave your Lover parody, but this song was way cooler.
@MunchKINGThey got Eaten by a purple worm!
Frozen by a beholder!
Just bought some new dice now watch me squirm!
Help me! Help me!
I'm no good at goodbyes!
A version of something like this for Elden Ring or Souls games in general needs to be a thing.
@Joshua_Manriguezthis song should be remastered, but with the monsters from pressure or doors
@magnarzeikol7229This is a work of art! Awesome job!
@jeremiahbutts8845"Tried and failed to seduce an evil drider" LOL must've been one of those bards.
@Iridescence93Very Funny !
@ECHSBACHS3:43 Marisha Ray: Ok what the fuck!
@Tra5h_boat6368You missed "got their remaining lifeforce and mana absorbed by a demi lich", "went out at night alone in Gnoll territory", and "fucked up a stealth mission".
@chamacreatorNobody: "How many times have you watched this?"
Me: "Yes"
all i'm gonna say is.... who is your dm and why so many scary big bad's at lvl 1? xD
@thecasualapeLol bag of holding haha
@Bond007erMy hand is paralyzed
Holding my favourite dice
I thought this plan was fine and good.
You said my seventeen
Just missed the save DC
I'm not making Death Saves like I should
It's fine, but when my friends ask "What went down?" I'm gonna say
They fell down through a mineshaft
Eaten by a Spider
Burned up when a Dragon breathed a wall of fire
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
They Froze when it got Colder
Shot by a Beholder
Crushed to death underneath a Giant Boulder
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say I died
DM you broke my heart
I just commissioned art
I disagree with all of this (with all of this)
It could have been the Rogue
To fail the saving throw
I swear I'm gonna pitch a fit
It's fine, but when my friends ask "What went down?" I'm gonna say
They got melted by an ankheg
Replaced by doppelgangers
Got their brain sucked out by a Mindflayer
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
Petrified by a Gorgon
Drained by a Vampire
Danced to death in the woods of the Feywild
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say I died
(Vocalizing)
I thought that I would get to level 2
Before falling off of a 10 foot roof
I was a fool
It's fine, but when my friends ask "What went down?" I'm gonna say
It's fine, but when my friends ask "What went down?" I'm gonna say
They got Cursed by a Night Hag
Stabbed by a Halfling
Got forgotten hiding in a Bag of Holding
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
They met a Kraken underwater
Fell into some Lava
Told the King what they thought about his Daughter
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
Torn apart by a Zombie
Dismembered by a Hydra
Tried and failed to seduce an Evil Drider
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
Crushed in a cave-in
Beheaded by a Death Knight
Polymorphed into a fish and tried to Cliff Dive
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say I died
Sorry about the semi random punctuation, but I wanted these lyrics somewhere to make singing along easier
I wish these lyrics were somewhere, Love the song but learning how to sing along is killing me XD
@LordgraysonI enjoy this song a lot. But I think the line "I'm all out of lies" should have been "I'm all out of lives"
Missed opportunity.
This is legitimately and unironically better than the original, performance included
@Will_MorandI just found your stuff via someone sharing a clip of this song on Instagram. Instantly fell in love with your content. Your art is absolutely incredible.
@prinfectorumYou know, there is revivify...
@enderskunk7644I wish this was on Apple Music so I could listen to it in loop while walking to go to work
@MyCodeGeassThe King's daughter hit close my Warrior died in the same way
@DinDjarin-m5hMy boyfriend and I love your videos! Congrats to you and your producers! We love your work! Have you ever done anything about splitting the party? That's always a fun one... xD
@lari_thomeCame across an instgram reel with your song as backing. Had to come and give this some love. Well done,
@jeromewebber7998My first character died by a ghost haunted water trap after the rogue picked up a magic sword from a shipwreck in a seacave.
More recently, by having their brain sucked out by a mindflayer whilst they were down.
I lovw that you are doing the motions throughout all of this I am not a a train or d&d kind of guy but this is a very well sang and a very entertaining video and you did an excellent job. (You should get a greenscreen and act this all out it would be awesome)
@russellneff5728Just brilliant. Thank you.
@FRATZROCKETI want you to know this song has burrowed its way into my brain like an ankheg!
@thenickelarcherGoing back through some of these parodies and this one reminded me of just how amazing he is at what he does
@squirrelking5203I am glad I found this channel
@Syrin23My favorite TRAIN song is now my favorite D&D song.
@gregm8522I genuinely love this song so much that I literally risk getting in trouble just to listen to it at school during class
PS:I am in high school