29 Minutes of Tom Segura
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Enjoy 29 minutes of Tom Segura jokes.
One of the best and most realistically relatable comedians there is
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someone throws a beer bottle at my head & you are shocked that I dont want to be famous
@strawberrieshayleyeverybody in the world are truck drivers semi
@strawberrieshayleyohh really you’ve fucked all the girls and you still dont know what a pussy is
@strawberrieshayleyyou’ve seen a world map before and you’re shocked that there are 3 countries
@strawberrieshayleyeveryone in Germany move to the United States
@strawberrieshayleyBMWs best car
@strawberrieshayleyEasiest job in the world being a standup comedian you just talk with a microphone
@strawberrieshayleyBeing a truck driver semis is the best job in the world
@strawberrieshayleyGreen trucks
@strawberrieshayleyTo all the guys that drive trucks do you even use the truck or do you just waste gas?
@strawberrieshayleyI’ve lived here for 18 years
@strawberrieshayleyHe’s hot
@strawberrieshayleyDude LA you need a car. Cities like
Philly, NYC & Boston have an excellent transportation systems
Hey Tom, love your jokes. Leave my name out of them, still funny. Craig
@craiggrant8258Tom Segura is so boring and unfunny that I was actually falling asleep.
@john_66_dogshit
@nathanpmTom making himself laugh is priceless 😅
@samueltarnor860512:58 prostitute in Thailand. That's another time "what are you?" may be an appropriate question with those ladyboys
@natastrophic5374Thank you Tom.
@Jackclammer8 get that exzcf boring feeling Everytime I SEE Paul rudd. Paul rudd is effing boring.😊😊
@iamwarpath2863Can someone explain the white t-shirt joke?
@alebelliardWhat's with all the canned laughter? This isn't even how the original went.
@MourningSkateboardsClearly a laugh track at the start, how is Craig a punchline
@KlNGOFTHEPIRATES14:20 “I have no problem calling any body anything they want to be called” little did he know that his kid would want to be referred to with different names other than his given name!!!
@EstebanBermuSakura is Cherry in Japanese. Sounds kinda similar.
@MrMysticSeerPeeling her potato, I'm dying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@me-sq2io11:21 how do you check into over 400 hotels in 365 days?
@reggiethecommenter9137The gym one first day feels accurate
@staycalm.That first joke sums up tom segura.
@SmilingLavenderFields-ns5uhBut have you ate at the varsity club in Atlanta.
@jessicaturner4686I thought it was going to be “ would you fries animal style.
@Scrillz-i7qI never took my son as a baby to a movie theater! People who do are damaging their babies with loud noises then these dipshits wonder why they're crying, totally stupid
@Becky1972C, then D, then B. I think B, C, and D are parts of 1 solution. If you gonna try to fake your death. You are definitely going to switch wallets. Just remember to take the money out of both. Leave the clothes. Then of course call it in anonymously. Or not at all, someone else will find the body eventually. It doesn't matter. Cause you're "dead" you gotta try to find out what the guy who did die was doing in his life so you can try to get back into that. It's a whole thing. Might as well just keep walking, not your problem. How dare they die where you're walking and now you're obligated to tell someone. Don't make your problem my problem.
@aimusictownnewsIn n out is now in Tennessee and it's wild
@robertcox1966Why is he played by a white dude?
@ivannasha5556Isn’t tom segura geigh and mentally challenged?
@methodicalty084Sorry Tom, I am that person.
@SticksStoriesAZTHANK YOU TOM !!!!! I’m finishing a trip to Tokyo, a very spectacular but humorless part of the world. This is MUCH NEEDED AMERICAN Laughs ! You are Great !!
@garygary4856Samari segura
@alfiegerman671tom said a guy did oral on him then he got his first special
@MistyBurrTOP
@maximsegovia4038excellent funny realistic shit ! 😜
@maggiel4435I get the Idea that the R is infront of the E and the K getting bigger at the bottom with the shadow behind the piece but it doesn't pop. It isn't bad, it's clean but the layout / Sketch was different on Paper.
@Patrick-np7qqI love you Tom ❤ you make my day. Please come to Salt Lake City 😘
@countrygirl22734I started saying thank you for asking, when people ask how im doing. :)
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